I'm a dork I know.

Californians know how to put together a jeep, well at least one.

So good so far.

I have had what feels like a long day already and it's only about 1pm here, I have already looked at a mountain. I was going to try and climb it but well it's much bigger when you get up close to it. I met lucy, and marilyn. Found a used book store, bought a book. Went to a coffee shop/hookah place, got a coffee and read for a while. I wanted hookah but it's was only 1030 in the morning.

I made it!

3 Airplanes

7 Hours Flying Way Above Mountains

7.5 Hours in Random Airports Watching People

1 Monkey Photo Perfected

2 Double Lattes

1 Ten Dollar Reuben Sandwich
3 Complimentary Cans of Coke

1 tiny tiny pack of macadamia nuts

Lin lives in a big sandbox.

I'm in California!

Herman is still a dick....

In the Beginning

Although it is Sunday and my trip to California to see Lin does not officially start until tommorow, today is the start of my photo blog adventure.

After days of procrastination and tripping over an empty suitcase I have finished packing! I have modest yet effective very small suitcase, a back pack with my laptop and camera on board and I am ready to go.

I will be taking pictures everyday and posting them to my Flickr account as well as highlighting, some of my days activities on here. In the word of a british gentleman named Rob, "Think of the consequences."

In the Name of Fun

I'm Burning in Hell...

Keeping the Preacher

A Preacher was explaining that he must move on to a larger congregation that will pay him more. There is a hush within the congregation. No one wants him to leave.
Joe Smith, who owns several car dealerships in the City stands up and proclaims, 'If the Preacher stays, I will provide him with a new Cadillac every year and his wife with a Honda mini-van to transport their children!'
The congregation sighs in relief and applauds.
Sam Brown, a successful entrepreneur and investor, stands and says 'If the Preacher will stay on here, I'll personally double his salary and also establish a foundation to guarantee the college education of all his children!'
More sighs and loud applause.
Sadie Jones, age 88, stands and announces with a smile, 'If the Preacher stays, I will give him sex!'
There is total silence.
The Preacher, blushing, asks her 'Mrs. Jones, whatever possessed you to say that?'
Sadie's 90 year old husband Jake is now trying to hide, holding his forehead with the palm of his hand and shaking his head from side to side, while his wife replies 'Well, I just asked my husband how we could help and he said 'Screw the Preacher!'

If you understand

If you understand this website it means you could be Australian...one of us should pass this one.

Pop Quiz

MSU Library Fountain and Beaumont Tower
Originally uploaded by CriticalOne.

If you have a british guy and have just finished a liter of vodka in less than 20mins, you can

A. Exit a line for a bar you have been standing in because of childish bickering.

B. Be called hippie Australians.

C. Collect ticket stubs from students leaving the MSU game at half time and then talk your way in for free (even with a "no reentry" sign right in front of you)

D. All of the Above


If you answered D you would be correct.

Kit is now on team America, and has been disowned by the British.

The Witch Next Door

Next door to my parents lives a witch, this witch in fact hates my dog Klyde. She on numerous ocassions has gotten very upset by Klyde's arrival in her lawn to bark at her dogs. She claims one of her dogs was bit and that she has a photo of it...she also claims to have video of Klyde barking at her back door.

She has tried to poke Klyde with a broom handle. I think that pisses him off.

This has all led her to the fact that she will call animal control blah blah blah

So today she left a very poorly written letter on my Mother's car about the situation, and did not even sign it.

No name or phone number just nothing.

When you write an angry letter to your neighbors, sign the damn thing so I at least can know what the bitches name is when I tell her to go fuck herself.

Sorry for the anger...

Spoiler

Halo 3

Attention General Public

This is a public service announcement brought you by you local "living at home with mom and dad" photographer.

The man you see pictured here as entered the great country of the US of A. Though he is not armed nor dangerous your knowledge of his arrival is vital to your everyday lives.

He often refers to himself as "Rob" this fact can be confirmed by his passport, as for anything else he may inform you of we can not confirm.

He may inform you that he is a british soccer star, actor, or part of a rock band of sorts.

In the event that "Rob" tells you that he is a comedian promptly ask him for a joke. Do not be alarmed when you don't understand the punchline or anything he says for that matter. He is not funny.

One last thing, he keeps pretending he is british to pick up women....ladies don't fall for this , as he is from ohio.