Attention General Public

This is a public service announcement brought you by you local "living at home with mom and dad" photographer.

The man you see pictured here as entered the great country of the US of A. Though he is not armed nor dangerous your knowledge of his arrival is vital to your everyday lives.

He often refers to himself as "Rob" this fact can be confirmed by his passport, as for anything else he may inform you of we can not confirm.

He may inform you that he is a british soccer star, actor, or part of a rock band of sorts.

In the event that "Rob" tells you that he is a comedian promptly ask him for a joke. Do not be alarmed when you don't understand the punchline or anything he says for that matter. He is not funny.

One last thing, he keeps pretending he is british to pick up women....ladies don't fall for this , as he is from ohio.