I'm a dork I know.

Californians know how to put together a jeep, well at least one.

So good so far.

I have had what feels like a long day already and it's only about 1pm here, I have already looked at a mountain. I was going to try and climb it but well it's much bigger when you get up close to it. I met lucy, and marilyn. Found a used book store, bought a book. Went to a coffee shop/hookah place, got a coffee and read for a while. I wanted hookah but it's was only 1030 in the morning.

I made it!

3 Airplanes

7 Hours Flying Way Above Mountains

7.5 Hours in Random Airports Watching People

1 Monkey Photo Perfected

2 Double Lattes

1 Ten Dollar Reuben Sandwich
3 Complimentary Cans of Coke

1 tiny tiny pack of macadamia nuts

Lin lives in a big sandbox.

I'm in California!

Herman is still a dick....

In the Beginning

Although it is Sunday and my trip to California to see Lin does not officially start until tommorow, today is the start of my photo blog adventure.

After days of procrastination and tripping over an empty suitcase I have finished packing! I have modest yet effective very small suitcase, a back pack with my laptop and camera on board and I am ready to go.

I will be taking pictures everyday and posting them to my Flickr account as well as highlighting, some of my days activities on here. In the word of a british gentleman named Rob, "Think of the consequences."

In the Name of Fun

I'm Burning in Hell...

Keeping the Preacher

A Preacher was explaining that he must move on to a larger congregation that will pay him more. There is a hush within the congregation. No one wants him to leave.
Joe Smith, who owns several car dealerships in the City stands up and proclaims, 'If the Preacher stays, I will provide him with a new Cadillac every year and his wife with a Honda mini-van to transport their children!'
The congregation sighs in relief and applauds.
Sam Brown, a successful entrepreneur and investor, stands and says 'If the Preacher will stay on here, I'll personally double his salary and also establish a foundation to guarantee the college education of all his children!'
More sighs and loud applause.
Sadie Jones, age 88, stands and announces with a smile, 'If the Preacher stays, I will give him sex!'
There is total silence.
The Preacher, blushing, asks her 'Mrs. Jones, whatever possessed you to say that?'
Sadie's 90 year old husband Jake is now trying to hide, holding his forehead with the palm of his hand and shaking his head from side to side, while his wife replies 'Well, I just asked my husband how we could help and he said 'Screw the Preacher!'